You are the man who refuses the can
With a dent on one side
Opting instead for a lesser brand
You turn the can to show the world
That you the man have found a rejectable can
Judging the quality inside the can
Based on the container as judged by the man
Failing to see that the can
Might hold the sweets product known to man
However it is the man that dented the can
When he threw it across the aisle
Now no one wants the dented can
As for the man
He simply turns his back on the can
As he walks away as quickly as he can